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What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?

12.06.2025 02:50

What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?

Then came..

Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to

Unacceptable again!

Why cant I sleep even tho I am sleepy? I am not anxious or worried but my body just doesn't want to. I've been awake for almost 2 days and feel sleepy but I cant sleep. My doctor said its anxiety related but its not. Is this normal?

Minds and Behinds

Freaks and Cheeks

Still no good.

A Researcher Figured Out How to Reveal Any Phone Number Linked to a Google Account - WIRED

share office space ...

Hysterias & Posteriors

No way

When will dating stop being so hard for Gen Z?

Loons and Moons

Next, they tried...

Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones

Trump is going to target known criminals in the country illegally for deportation. The Democrats have vowed to fight him every step of the way. Don't they understand this is one of the issues that cost them the white house, the house and senate?

Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...

No go.

Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)

No One in the Movies Stays Dead Anymore - Yahoo

Still no good

Catatonics & High Colonics

Does the West have a defense against China's PL17 air-air missile?

Analysis & Anal Cysts

Nuts and Butts

No, not a chance

Planet Nine? Not quite, but some astronomers think they've spotted a new dwarf planet - NBC News

The town council was livid and insisted they change it.

Schizoids & Haemorrhoids

Everyone loved it.

Ground beef sold at national grocery chain might be contaminated with E. coli, USDA warns - AL.com

So they tried

Lost Souls & Butt Holes

So, the docs changed it to read

Not into AI? This Windows 11 update improves gaming performance. - Windows Central

Another attempt resulted in ...

Specializing in Odds & Ends.

I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.

Why is my vagina swollen, it’s very itchy. I had sex we used protection, but day after it felt like my insides had a heartbeat as well as itching, the pulsing has went away but it is still itchy and my discharge is yellow, i'm 15, what could it be?

They put up a sign reading

This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to

Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives

Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...

Thumbs down again.

Just Forget it!