What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?
12.06.2025 02:50

Then came..
Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to
Unacceptable again!
Minds and Behinds
Freaks and Cheeks
Still no good.
A Researcher Figured Out How to Reveal Any Phone Number Linked to a Google Account - WIRED
share office space ...
Hysterias & Posteriors
No way
When will dating stop being so hard for Gen Z?
Loons and Moons
Next, they tried...
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones
Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...
No go.
Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)
No One in the Movies Stays Dead Anymore - Yahoo
Still no good
Catatonics & High Colonics
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Does the West have a defense against China's PL17 air-air missile?
Analysis & Anal Cysts
Nuts and Butts
No, not a chance
Planet Nine? Not quite, but some astronomers think they've spotted a new dwarf planet - NBC News
The town council was livid and insisted they change it.
Schizoids & Haemorrhoids
Everyone loved it.
Ground beef sold at national grocery chain might be contaminated with E. coli, USDA warns - AL.com
So they tried
Lost Souls & Butt Holes
So, the docs changed it to read
Not into AI? This Windows 11 update improves gaming performance. - Windows Central
Another attempt resulted in ...
Specializing in Odds & Ends.
I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.
They put up a sign reading
This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to
Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...
Thumbs down again.
Just Forget it!